I follow back, y'all.

jonjonathanjon:

cortonism:

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This should be a PSA. Raise your children well. 



Holy ew

Dear God. I’m gonna be sick.

jonjonathanjon:

cortonism:

fagmobs:

undeadthug:

This should be a PSA. Raise your children well. 

Holy ew

Dear God. I’m gonna be sick.

(Source: hugepoppa, via carvingcastles)

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

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myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame, via carvingcastles)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis, via sassygaylunatone)

epochayur:

hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it
- George Orwell”
— (via cinnamonngirl)

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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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